What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

What did one boob say to the other boob

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Bible.. Hm.?

Your going to be alright just relax

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

This isn't going to, hurt.

I don't like

Innocent before proven guilty

Lose lips shimk ships.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

You shall not bear false witness.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I like God is love and lives within you.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Deuteronomy 17

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Maybe leave out

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

But this is not

I don't like religions.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?